Автор lawyer.bg
September 30, 2007
office 1 is illegal
презаписваем диск. жълт. с щампите на office 1. неизползван.
компютър на колежка. неро. компилация с документи и презентации.
РѕРїРёС‚ Р·Р° запис. резултат – illegal disc.
съждение: ако Б е А и Б е Ц, то А е Ц.
развитие: if DISC is Office1 and DISC is ILLEGAL, then Office1 is ILLEGAL
a picture is attached. here!
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Автор lawyer.bg
September 29, 2007
the power
дали РѕС‚ цвета РЅР° времето РЅР° РІСЉРЅ, дали РѕС‚ РґСЂСѓРіРѕ първата асоциация като СЃРё отворих очите тази сутрин Р±Рµ клипа РЅР° madonna – power of goodbye. have a nice and warm day!
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Автор lawyer.bg
September 29, 2007
key of iron
впечатлително предложение. стига наистина РґР° Рµ това, Р·Р° което РіРѕ представят започвам РґР° казвам като РЅРёРєРё гочилков – струва СЃРё! само че като СЃРё объркам 10 пъти парола – самоунищожава СЃРµ. sooooo bond!
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Автор lawyer.bg
September 28, 2007
marriage is…
WHAT IS MARRIAGE ?
a 30 point answer
1. Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffeRING.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
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Автор lawyer.bg
September 24, 2007
яицазимитпо лъгуг
айде Рё аз РґР° СЃРµ разпиС?Р°
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яицазимитпо лъгуг
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Автор lawyer.bg
September 24, 2007
забранено
варна. колхозния.
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Автор lawyer.bg
September 22, 2007
3-in-1
еееей, току що захапах рекламата с култура-ми-янко 
тея орица радват само СЃРµ чудя РєРѕРіР° хората РѕС‚ РІРµ ес телеС?РѕРї ще заведат жалба срещу нескафе Р·Р° кражба РЅР° реклама – РІСЉРїСЂРѕСЃРЅРёСЏ С…РѕСЂСЃС‚. Р°, РґР°. жалбата май ще Рµ РґРѕ РєР·Рє. нормално Рµ РґР° мисля само Р·Р° РєР·Рє след полагането РЅР° 2400 РїРѕРґРїРёСЃР° (РЅРµ повече, РЅРµ РїРѕ-малко) Р·Р° една вечер ведно СЃ печата РІСЏСЂРЅРѕ СЃ оригинала, само Р·Р° РґР° СЃРµ убеди многоуважаемата РєРѕРјРёСЃРёСЏ, че всичко РїСЂРё мен Рµ РёР·СЂСЏРґРЅРѕ. аааааргх!
РЅРѕ! РґР° СЃРµ върнем РЅР° кафето – винаги СЃСЉРј СЃРё представял лоС?ата РјРёСЂРёР·РЅР° РѕС‚ развалено мляко като зелен РїСѓС?ек! голямо попадение! признавам РіРё!
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Автор lawyer.bg
September 21, 2007
chain.mail.again??
Picture of Mary :
The President of Argentina received this picture and called it “junk mail”, 8 days later his son died. A man received this picture and immediately sent out copies…his surprise was winning the lottery.
Alberto Martinez received this picture, gave it to his secretary to make copies but they forgot to distribute: she los t her job and he lost his family.
This picture is miraculous and sacred, don’t forget to forward this within 13 days to at least 20 people. Do Not Forget to forward and you will receive a huge surprise!!
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Автор lawyer.bg
September 21, 2007
дъжд е
отварям очи – вали. летен дъжд. Рё СЃРµ сещам Р·Р° това. поздравче. който РЅРµ схваща текста – РґР° СЃРµ обади. тука.
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